Mene To Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron ko

Mene To Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron ko Hi Khurach Dala Faraz kisi Najoomi ne kaha Tha Tera Yar Bewafa Hoga

 

Mentally Punctured

Officer – What is your name? Candidate – M.P. Sir ! Officer – Tell me properly. Candidate – Mohak Pal Sir ! Officer – Your Father’s Name? Mohak – M.P. Sir ! Officer – And what does that mean? Mohak – Mukesh Pal Sir ! Officer – Your Native Place? Mohak – M.P. Sir ! Officer – Is it Madhya Pradesh? Mohak – No, Munnur Pal Sir ! Officer – […]

 

Kaash Koi Khushiyo Ki Dukaan Hoti

Kaash koi khushiyon ki dukaan hoti Aur mujhe uski pehchaan hoti Khareed leta har khushi aapke liye Chahe uski keemat meri jaan bhi hoti..!

 

Dil Mein Armaan Bahut Hai

Dil mein armaan bahut hai Zindagi mein gham bahut hai Kab ki maar daalti yeh duniya humein Kambhakat doston ki duaon mein dum bahut hai..!

 

Duniya Mein Jeene ki Chahat Na Hoti

Duniya me jeene ki chahat na hoti Agar khudane mohabbat banayi na hoti, Log marne ki aarzoo na karte Agar mohabbat me bewafai na hoti. Yadon me hamari wo bhi khoye honge Khuli aankhonse kabhi wo bhi soye honge, Mana hasna hai ada gam chhupane ki Par haste haste kabhi wo bhi roye honge…

 

I found Aaladin's Lamp

I found Aaladin’s Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls’ brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!

 

Do i Know You?

Boy (politely): hi… Girl (showing atitude): do I know u? . . . . . . . . . Boy (in cool tone): nahi re pagli. Teri itni aukaat kaha.

 

Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se

Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha… ‘Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?’ . . . . . . . . . Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do…

 

I Searched many shops to buy

I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate 4 u. But, I did’nt find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Next joke tomorrow at same time..

 

Tum me pehle jaisi baat nahi

Usne kaha, “Tum me pehle jaisi baat nahi”. . . . !! Maine kaha,”zindagi mein tera saath jo nahi.”. . . : ( Usne kaha,”ab bhi kisi ki ankhon me doob sakte ho”. . . !! Maine kaha,”kisi ki ankhon mein ab woh baat nahi.”. . . . : ( Usne kaha,”kyun itna toot kar chaha mujhe”. . . . .!!!! Maine kaha,”insaan hu patthar dil nahi.”. . : ( […]