I found Aaladin's Lamp

I found Aaladin’s Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls’ brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!

 

Do i Know You?

Boy (politely): hi… Girl (showing atitude): do I know u? . . . . . . . . . Boy (in cool tone): nahi re pagli. Teri itni aukaat kaha.

 

Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se

Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha… ‘Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?’ . . . . . . . . . Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do…

 

I Searched many shops to buy

I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate 4 u. But, I did’nt find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Next joke tomorrow at same time..