SMS/Message – AdorableTab.com https://www.adorabletab.com A New World Sun, 16 Mar 2014 09:21:52 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.4.2 Mene To Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron ko https://www.adorabletab.com/message/love-sms/mene-apne-hathon-ki-lakeeron-ko/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mene-apne-hathon-ki-lakeeron-ko https://www.adorabletab.com/message/love-sms/mene-apne-hathon-ki-lakeeron-ko/#respond Sun, 16 Mar 2014 09:21:52 +0000 http://www.adorabletab.com/?p=5588 Mene To Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron ko Hi Khurach Dala Faraz kisi Najoomi ne kaha Tha Tera Yar Bewafa Hoga

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]]> Mene To Apne Hathon Ki Lakeeron ko Hi Khurach Dala

Faraz

kisi Najoomi ne kaha Tha Tera Yar Bewafa Hoga

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]]> https://www.adorabletab.com/message/love-sms/mene-apne-hathon-ki-lakeeron-ko/feed/ 0 Mentally Punctured https://www.adorabletab.com/message/funny-sms/mentally-punctured/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mentally-punctured https://www.adorabletab.com/message/funny-sms/mentally-punctured/#respond Sun, 21 Apr 2013 12:35:14 +0000 http://www.adorabletab.com/?p=1813 Officer – What is your name? Candidate – M.P. Sir ! Officer – Tell me properly. Candidate – Mohak Pal Sir ! Officer – Your Father’s Name? Mohak – M.P. Sir ! Officer – And what does that mean? Mohak – Mukesh Pal Sir ! Officer – Your Native Place? Mohak – M.P. Sir ! […]

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]]> Officer – What is your name?
Candidate – M.P. Sir !

Officer – Tell me properly.
Candidate – Mohak Pal Sir !

Officer – Your Father’s Name?
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – And what does that mean?
Mohak – Mukesh Pal Sir !

Officer – Your Native Place?
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – Is it Madhya Pradesh?
Mohak – No, Munnur Pal Sir !

Officer – What is your Qualification?
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – (With Anger) What is it?
Mohak – Metric Pass Sir !

Officer – Why do you want this job?
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – And what does that mean?
Mohak – Money Problem Sir !

Officer – Describe Your Personality.
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – Explain yourself clearly.
Mohak – Magnanimous Personality.

Officer – This discussion is nowhere. You may go now.
Mohak – M.P. Sir ?!

Officer – Huff What is it now?
Mohak – My Performance Sir..!!

Officer – M.P. 😀
Mohak – 😮 What is that sir?

Officer : Mentally Punctured 😀

Officer Rocked, Mohak Shocked 😛

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]]> https://www.adorabletab.com/message/funny-sms/mentally-punctured/feed/ 0 Kaash Koi Khushiyo Ki Dukaan Hoti https://www.adorabletab.com/message/love-sms/kaash-koi-khushiyo-ki-dukaan-hoti/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=kaash-koi-khushiyo-ki-dukaan-hoti https://www.adorabletab.com/message/love-sms/kaash-koi-khushiyo-ki-dukaan-hoti/#respond Sat, 27 Oct 2012 09:55:36 +0000 http://www.adorabletab.com/?p=991 Kaash koi khushiyon ki dukaan hoti Aur mujhe uski pehchaan hoti Khareed leta har khushi aapke liye Chahe uski keemat meri jaan bhi hoti..!

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]]> Kaash koi khushiyon ki dukaan hoti
Aur mujhe uski pehchaan hoti
Khareed leta har khushi aapke liye
Chahe uski keemat meri jaan bhi hoti..!

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]]> https://www.adorabletab.com/message/love-sms/kaash-koi-khushiyo-ki-dukaan-hoti/feed/ 0 Dil Mein Armaan Bahut Hai https://www.adorabletab.com/message/friendship-sms/dil-mein-armaan-bahut-hai/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dil-mein-armaan-bahut-hai https://www.adorabletab.com/message/friendship-sms/dil-mein-armaan-bahut-hai/#respond Sat, 27 Oct 2012 09:54:48 +0000 http://www.adorabletab.com/?p=990 Dil mein armaan bahut hai Zindagi mein gham bahut hai Kab ki maar daalti yeh duniya humein Kambhakat doston ki duaon mein dum bahut hai..!

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]]> Dil mein armaan bahut hai
Zindagi mein gham bahut hai
Kab ki maar daalti yeh duniya humein
Kambhakat doston ki duaon mein dum bahut hai..!

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]]> https://www.adorabletab.com/message/friendship-sms/dil-mein-armaan-bahut-hai/feed/ 0 Duniya Mein Jeene ki Chahat Na Hoti https://www.adorabletab.com/message/sad-sms/duniya-me-jeene-ki-chahat-na-hoti/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=duniya-me-jeene-ki-chahat-na-hoti https://www.adorabletab.com/message/sad-sms/duniya-me-jeene-ki-chahat-na-hoti/#respond Sat, 27 Oct 2012 09:54:02 +0000 http://www.adorabletab.com/?p=989 Duniya me jeene ki chahat na hoti Agar khudane mohabbat banayi na hoti, Log marne ki aarzoo na karte Agar mohabbat me bewafai na hoti. Yadon me hamari wo bhi khoye honge Khuli aankhonse kabhi wo bhi soye honge, Mana hasna hai ada gam chhupane ki Par haste haste kabhi wo bhi roye honge…

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]]> Duniya me jeene ki chahat na hoti
Agar khudane mohabbat banayi na hoti,
Log marne ki aarzoo na karte
Agar mohabbat me bewafai na hoti.
Yadon me hamari wo bhi khoye honge
Khuli aankhonse kabhi wo bhi soye honge,
Mana hasna hai ada gam chhupane ki
Par haste haste kabhi wo bhi roye honge…

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]]> https://www.adorabletab.com/message/sad-sms/duniya-me-jeene-ki-chahat-na-hoti/feed/ 0 I found Aaladin’s Lamp https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/i-found-aaladins-lamp/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-found-aaladins-lamp https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/i-found-aaladins-lamp/#respond Sun, 21 Oct 2012 09:49:33 +0000 http://www.adorabletab.com/?p=937 I found Aaladin’s Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls’ brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!

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]]> I found Aaladin’s Lamp.I asked him to increase all girls’ brain 10 times more.He laughed & told-Multiplication does not apply on Zero..!

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]]> https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/i-found-aaladins-lamp/feed/ 0 Do i Know You? https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/do-i-know-you/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=do-i-know-you https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/do-i-know-you/#respond Sun, 21 Oct 2012 09:47:34 +0000 http://www.adorabletab.com/?p=936 Boy (politely): hi… Girl (showing atitude): do I know u? . . . . . . . . . Boy (in cool tone): nahi re pagli. Teri itni aukaat kaha.

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]]> Boy (politely): hi…

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Boy (in cool tone): nahi re pagli. Teri itni aukaat kaha.

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]]> https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/do-i-know-you/feed/ 0 Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/ek-akalmand-insaan-ne-bewkuf-se/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ek-akalmand-insaan-ne-bewkuf-se https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/ek-akalmand-insaan-ne-bewkuf-se/#respond Sun, 21 Oct 2012 09:45:00 +0000 http://www.adorabletab.com/?p=935 Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha… ‘Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?’ . . . . . . . . . Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do…

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]]> Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha…
‘Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?’
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do…

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]]> https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/ek-akalmand-insaan-ne-bewkuf-se/feed/ 0 I Searched many shops to buy https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/i-searched-many-shops-to-buy/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=i-searched-many-shops-to-buy https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/i-searched-many-shops-to-buy/#respond Sun, 21 Oct 2012 09:42:20 +0000 http://www.adorabletab.com/?p=934 I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate 4 u. But, I did’nt find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Next joke tomorrow at same time..

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]]> I Searchd many shops to buy the best chocolate 4 u. But, I did’nt find any chocolate sweeter than YOU n ur Smile…
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Next joke tomorrow at same time..

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]]> https://www.adorabletab.com/message/insult-sms/i-searched-many-shops-to-buy/feed/ 0 Tum me pehle jaisi baat nahi https://www.adorabletab.com/message/sad-sms/tum-me-pehle-jaisi-baat-nahi/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=tum-me-pehle-jaisi-baat-nahi https://www.adorabletab.com/message/sad-sms/tum-me-pehle-jaisi-baat-nahi/#respond Mon, 01 Oct 2012 02:30:19 +0000 http://www.meap.co.cc/?p=769 Usne kaha, “Tum me pehle jaisi baat nahi”. . . . !! Maine kaha,”zindagi mein tera saath jo nahi.”. . . : ( Usne kaha,”ab bhi kisi ki ankhon me doob sakte ho”. . . !! Maine kaha,”kisi ki ankhon mein ab woh baat nahi.”. . . . : ( Usne kaha,”kyun itna toot kar […]

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]]> Usne kaha, “Tum me pehle jaisi baat nahi”. . . . !!
Maine kaha,”zindagi mein tera saath jo nahi.”. . . : (

Usne kaha,”ab bhi kisi ki ankhon me doob sakte ho”. . . !!
Maine kaha,”kisi ki ankhon mein ab woh baat nahi.”. . . . : (

Usne kaha,”kyun itna toot kar chaha mujhe”. . . . .!!!!
Maine kaha,”insaan hu patthar dil nahi.”. . : (

Usne kaha,”kya bewafaa hu main”. . !!
Maine kaha “mujhe ab vafa ki talash nahi”. . . !!

usne kaha “bhul ja mujhe ab”. . . . .!!!!
mene kaha “tum hakikat ho koi khawab nahi”

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