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Prateek Gupta — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 10:40:49 +0000

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Mentally Punctured

Prateek Gupta — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 12:35:14 +0000

Officer – What is your name?
Candidate – M.P. Sir !

Officer – Tell me properly.
Candidate – Mohak Pal Sir !

Officer – Your Father’s Name?
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – And what does that mean?
Mohak – Mukesh Pal Sir !

Officer – Your Native Place?
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – Is it Madhya Pradesh?
Mohak – No, Munnur Pal Sir !

Officer – What is your Qualification?
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – (With Anger) What is it?
Mohak – Metric Pass Sir !

Officer – Why do you want this job?
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – And what does that mean?
Mohak – Money Problem Sir !

Officer – Describe Your Personality.
Mohak – M.P. Sir !

Officer – Explain yourself clearly.
Mohak – Magnanimous Personality.

Officer – This discussion is nowhere. You may go now.
Mohak – M.P. Sir ?!

Officer – Huff What is it now?
Mohak – My Performance Sir..!!

Officer – M.P.
Mohak – What is that sir?

Officer : Mentally Punctured

Officer Rocked, Mohak Shocked

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Marriage Proposal by a Computer Science Engineer

Prateek Gupta — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:46:44 +0000

Dear Ms. &GetUrName,
Baby, I ‘v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running smoothly and giving expected results.

// Which I never experienced before.

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we linked together, I’ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I’ve strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me,I will crash my system beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

Only yours,
&GetMyName Computer Science Engineer

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