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girl, child, sad, cry

Prateek Gupta — Sat, 25 May 2013 08:27:24 +0000

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Fark Sirf Itna Sa Tha

Prateek Gupta — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 05:18:35 +0000

The difference between a wedding and a funeral !

FARK SIRF ITNA SA THA

Teri doli uthi,
Meri mayyat uthi,
Phool tujh par bhi barse,
Phool mujh par bhi barse,
FARK SIRF ITNA SA THA
Tu saj gayi,
Mujhe sajaya gaya.

Tu bhi ghar ko chali,
Main bi ghar ko chala,
FARK SIRF ITNA SA THA
Tu uth ke gayi,
Mujhe uthaya gaya.

Mehfil wahan bhi thi,
Log yahan bhi the,
FARK SIRF ITNA SA THA
Unka hasna wahan,
Inka rona yahan.

Qazi udhar bhi tha, Molvi idhar bhi tha,
Do bol tere pade, Do bol mere pade,
Tera NIKKAH pada, Mera JANAAZA pada,
FARK SIRF ITNA SA THA
Tujhe APNAYA gaya,
Mujhe DAFNAYA gaya

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Marriage Proposal by a Computer Science Engineer

Prateek Gupta — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:46:44 +0000

Dear Ms. &GetUrName,
Baby, I ‘v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running smoothly and giving expected results.

// Which I never experienced before.

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we linked together, I’ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I’ve strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me,I will crash my system beyond recovery. Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

Only yours,
&GetMyName Computer Science Engineer

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